I always knew here was something wrong with that field mouse in Thumbelina...
Maybe if I play more Dwarf Fortress this will make sense.
my little brother went after the dwarf field mouse once... he still just sits in the corner of his mansion and sobs. That was a hundred years ago!
I'm pretty sure there's a morale in here... somewhere.
OH NO!! THE KNIGHT IS ON DRUGS... (Or selling them...)
I never trusted those field mice...
I shudder to think what Bunny would have done.
and that was the end of the righteously legendary super warrior
Don't give me back talk ya' fuckin' deviant field mouse or I swear to fuck I will bop you on the head.
Beware the cute ones.
this important piece of wisdom belongs between "never get involved in a land war in Asia," and "Never go in against a Sicilian when DEATH is on the line!"
Why would a knight be caught in a drug deal 0.o
The cutest things are always the most dangerous ones it seems.