Have you ever seen the movie Idiocracy? Your question is answered within the first five minuets.
Theistic evolution: because we can see celestial objects further away than 6,000 light-years (less than 1/20 the diameter of our own galaxy), Darwin himself had never been an atheist in the first place, and our lord and savior Jesus the Christ made a point to the pharisees of not interpreting scripture literally.
the reason for this is because stupid people have 6+ children while smart people only have 0-5 children. natural selection simply cannot bestow Darwin awards on stupid people before they repopulate, and natural selection is running out of Darwin awards due to safety features in virtually everything nowadays
see....thats the thing, young people trying to be different to express themselves got others to follow them "monkey see monkey do" basically, so if everyone acted retarded...to fit in and survive other people follow them, which is stupidity at its best right there ^^