I have a kiwi in my head. His name is Peewee, the highly epic miniature Demon Kiwi. Half a foot tall, half a pound, brownish red, red eyed, with a penchant for interesting outfits and randomness on a level above epic. He's always there, even when you can't see him. *Peewee jumps onto my shoulder, wagging his tail feathers* And stacking fruit on his head seems like something he'd do. *Peewee nods, still wagging his tail feathers*
Nope, its just wierd.