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Santa Has a Job For Baby Bear by sebreg Santa Has a Job For Baby Bear by sebreg
The elves just don't have the stomach for this job.

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:iconthesleepywolf:
Thesleepywolf Featured By Owner Feb 19, 2013
Only 87 miles? Huh, I thought it'd be longer. I hope baby bear doesn't get sick with all the vile shit and pure evilness that's embedded in children, not just the little shithead ones, but all children.
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:iconblipbloop13:
BlipBloop13 Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2013
weren't you a kid once? or were you just born an adult?
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:iconthesleepywolf:
Thesleepywolf Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2013
I'll direct you to an old comment of mine, keep scrolling, you'll find it
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:iconmarielyn-chan:
marielyn-chan Featured By Owner Feb 16, 2013  Student General Artist
You would have to have a stomach of steel like baby bear for this job
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:iconquantuminnovator:
QuantumInnovator Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2013
I hope and pray that Bart Simpson is in this line.

This makes more sense than The Hunger Games, where 24 people are selected to die at random. Here, people are selected to die who actually deserve it.

Santa is judge and jury, and the bear is the executioner.
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SuzyQ2pie Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2013
LoL!
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:iconsebaselciclon:
sebaselciclon Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Indeed, its hard to have the "stomach" to do this!.
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:iconmini-drachin:
Mini-Drachin Featured By Owner Feb 4, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
aaaaah! that's why santa is red!
He watches the baby bear all year
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EtienneNoir Featured By Owner Feb 4, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
what a bloody massacre will be!
yay!
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:iconkairitaylor:
kairitaylor Featured By Owner Feb 4, 2013
lolz
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:iconr-stah:
R-stah Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2013  Student Photographer
The bunny is there!! :O
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:iconxxlythexx:
xxLythexx Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2013
AHAHAHA THEY THINKG THEY'RE GETTING PRESENTS BUT REALLY THEY'RE BEING EATEN!

*cries*
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Tsu-Cat Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
tHATS horrible...<ly cute><3
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:iconestrangeloedessa:
EstrangeloEdessa Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
So I guess all that coal in our stockings was just for roasting us over, right?
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:iconmynnimon12:
mynnimon12 Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
baby bear gets the best present out of everyone xD
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:iconyugidmega:
YugiDMega Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2013
Glad I'm not on the naughty list. But I'm not on the good one either.
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:iconstarlitstables:
StarlitStables Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
baby bear isn't going to be small for long ;P
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:iconsebreg:
sebreg Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2013
I can't wait to see how huge he gets!!!!
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:iconsnowy-kun:
Snowy-kun Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2013
Good luck.
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Retro-Death Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Once Baby Bear starts chewing and the others start running he's gonna have a hard time catching up to all of them.
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DragonSong928 Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
What if he eats them whole...
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:iconretro-death:
Retro-Death Featured By Owner Feb 4, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Then all the others would still run. :stare:
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:iconunclegargy:
UncleGargy Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I think Baby Bear might get indigestion...
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:iconmetallearner:
MetalLearner Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2013
Wrong.... but so cute!
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True-ClairDElune Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
aw yea
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:iconmeenymcsweeny:
MeenyMcSweeny Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2013
Ccooll
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Strudel--Cutie4427 Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2013   Writer
Mini bunny doll, nice X3
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:icontheorangeelephant:
TheOrangeElephant Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2013  Hobbyist
ho shit he's gonna eat me!
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goRillA-iNK Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2013  Student General Artist
Aww. . . such beautiful and somewhat sad false hope those children have. :giggle:
Eat up Baby Bear, for tonight (and for many days possibly) you shall feast!

I love your sick but oddly humorous imagination. :D
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Devilchild93 Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2013
You can do it Baby Bear!
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SilverVulpine Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2013  Hobbyist Photographer
I have faith Baby Bear is up to the task. :D
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QueenieNirvana Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
super great idea.
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Mindslave24-7 Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Well, technically correct...they are getting a baby bear for Christmas....it’s just in the interpretation that may be a slight problem.
I recommend a flame thrower. Barbeque always tastes better.
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pimichuu Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
See the girl in pink with the bunny doll? yup, that's me:la:
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:iconstrudel--cutie4427:
Strudel--Cutie4427 Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2013   Writer
No way! I'm the guy in front!
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:iconpimichuu:
pimichuu Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Woah cool!:la:
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:iconstrudel--cutie4427:
Strudel--Cutie4427 Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2013   Writer
(I meant right in front of you. Lol English fail)

:highfive: We all get a baby bear this year :D ((:XD:))
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:iconalansteenhouwer:
AlanSteenhouwer Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2013
Santa should try rehiring Krampus [link] . He got things done.
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:iconnarwhalpoo:
narwhalpoo Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Exactly what I was thinking.
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:iconalansteenhouwer:
AlanSteenhouwer Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2013
I wasn't expecting anyone else to think that.
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:iconnarwhalpoo:
narwhalpoo Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Great/demented/crazy minds think alike.
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:iconalansteenhouwer:
AlanSteenhouwer Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2013
I'll go with door number two.
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:iconnarwhalpoo:
narwhalpoo Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I'm putting one foot through door number 2, and the other foot though door number 3.
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:iconalansteenhouwer:
AlanSteenhouwer Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2013
Just means you'll be split in half by the door frames.
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:iconnarwhalpoo:
narwhalpoo Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh, crap, that means I can only choose one...

I'm going for door number two, the word kinda explains me.
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UNlucky0013 Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2013  Student Artist
Yesssssssss!!! I know what u mean as well! Punish the little fuckers Krampus!!!
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:iconalansteenhouwer:
AlanSteenhouwer Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2013
Set him loose I say. Let him scare them with rusty chains, and put them into sacks... Wait a sec.
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UNlucky0013 Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2013  Student Artist
O_O
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:iconalansteenhouwer:
AlanSteenhouwer Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2013
I'd rather be eaten.
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:iconunlucky0013:
UNlucky0013 Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2013  Student Artist
I'd rather be smacked behind the knee once with one of his sticks haha
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