Rudolf the tastey reindeer, had a very earthy taste. And if you ever ate him, you'd probably make this face. @_@ All of the other reindeer ate him with a knife and fork, never knowing it was him, just thinking it was seasoned pork.
Then at dinner, christmas eve, santa came to say. ''OMG, what a terrible sight, you just ate Rudolf tonight!''
And how the reindeer loved him, topped with pepper and cheese. Rudolf the tasty reindeer, please to save some for me.