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The Rotund Alligator by sebreg The Rotund Alligator by sebreg
Children can be so cruel. That's why we should kill them all.

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:iconhclausen:
hclausen Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2015
I love children.  When they are properly cooked.
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:iconbeeyonkuh:
Beeyonkuh Featured By Owner Sep 2, 2014
that face. I love it.
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SaatciSpider Featured By Owner Jun 19, 2014  Student Digital Artist
I love a comic that makes appropriate use of the word "sardonic".
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sweetcherryblossom1 Featured By Owner Jun 21, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
Omnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomn
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Noor-al-Haqiqa Featured By Owner May 4, 2013
Horrible poetry but hilarious anyhow
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:icontriosky:
Triosky Featured By Owner Mar 15, 2013
I want that on a t-shirt XD
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:iconjazminian9:
Jazminian9 Featured By Owner Mar 8, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
That sounds like some Roald Dahl stuff there XD
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MrJ-5412 Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
if only it was that simple....oh wait, it can be. Come here sweetie daddys got something for u (knif, it's a knife!)
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Scorpion451 Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2012   Artist
=D
Lovely poetry!
Some problems just take care of themselves. :XD:
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MiraCarpathia Featured By Owner Nov 2, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Hello, sebreg.
I just want you to know that, up until I saw this image and read your description, I thought that most of your work was brilliant, but I must say that I find this utterly repulsive! I just can't believe that anyone would find a joke about killing children funny! Which is why, right after reading it, I un-watched you and will no longer be visiting your page.
Many of your images I find witty and smart, with the exception of this one. Although some of your images have made me a bit uncomfortable before, with bad language and dark humor, they never offended me as much as this one.
I know that you probably meant this as a joke and didn't to offend anyone but you have. I also know that simply because I say this nothing will change. People will make comments on this comment like, "How could you say that! this is so funny!" or, "Are you kidding me it's awesome!" but the truth of it is that I do not find the killing of children funny or awesome in the smallest amount.
In your description you say, "Children can be so cruel. That's why we should kill them all." It's true that children can be mean but so can any other human being on the planet. I do not believe it to be true that anyone should die simply because they're cruel.
Good bye, sebreg.
PS: Fat Fluffy Duck was always my favorite.
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Kur111 Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2012  Student Digital Artist
why do you people havt to tell the world when you unwatch someone? You don't enter a restaurant telling everyone that you won't eat there, do you? (for my part, I'm totally fine with joking about that stuff, it's sarcasm after all.)
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fika-with-alice Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012  Student Photographer
Love him, or hate him.
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:iconkezulos:
Kezulos Featured By Owner Oct 30, 2012  Professional General Artist
Lol, the alligator is so cute :)
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:iconmowendesigns:
MowenDesigns Featured By Owner Oct 28, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh god, haha. I love the illustration! XD
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:iconnoemiesworld:
noemieSworld Featured By Owner Oct 24, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
it sound like dr seuss!!! LOVE IT :D
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FloralPainting Featured By Owner Oct 24, 2012  Student General Artist
:D Love it!!
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:iconlululetti:
lululetti Featured By Owner Oct 23, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
:giggle: great rhyme!!!!!!!!! :)
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:iconmakaylafashion:
Makaylafashion Featured By Owner Oct 22, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
O.o
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EtienneNoir Featured By Owner Oct 22, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
lol.
kids, watch the fuck out and learn something..
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha .
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Puckluck Featured By Owner Oct 22, 2012  Student Artist
hahaha* starts writing directions to the nearest cruel child*
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:iconmindslave24-7:
Mindslave24-7 Featured By Owner Oct 22, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
:iconalligatorplz: Burp!
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:iconsebreg:
sebreg Featured By Owner Oct 23, 2012
hahahaha, that is awesome!!! and too cute
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:iconmindslave24-7:
Mindslave24-7 Featured By Owner Oct 23, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
"Ah Gaur-ron-tee! Dee children, dey tazte deeliss-ous!"
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Atlantisvampir Featured By Owner Oct 21, 2012
Awesome!!
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AlanSteenhouwer Featured By Owner Oct 20, 2012
... Agreed.
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:iconinsanepayne:
Insanepayne Featured By Owner Oct 20, 2012
Only the really really mean ones right? Otherwise there is about 5-10 generally nice kids I know that would be rotundagatored.
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kemurai6 Featured By Owner Oct 20, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Best poem ever! :squee: This needs to be on a shirt!
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:iconsebreg:
sebreg Featured By Owner Oct 20, 2012
awww thank you!!!!
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kemurai6 Featured By Owner Oct 27, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
:meow:
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crashmypartyhard Featured By Owner Oct 20, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
hilariously tragic.
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:iconajk12:
AJK12 Featured By Owner Oct 20, 2012
agreed
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:iconnieseln:
Nieseln Featured By Owner Oct 20, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Shades of Edward Gorey :)
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:iconsebreg:
sebreg Featured By Owner Oct 20, 2012
totally channeling edward gorey here, and shel silverstein :)
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randomsketchfactory Featured By Owner Oct 20, 2012
I need this in a children's book, stat.
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SkittleE275 Featured By Owner Oct 19, 2012
Mr. Alligator's gravitational pull here saved him from having to move to eat the children, I'm sure.
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WyrdFate Featured By Owner Oct 19, 2012
I think this may be my favorite piece you've ever done.
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:iconsebreg:
sebreg Featured By Owner Oct 20, 2012
awww thank you!!! so happy to hear that!
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ABronyAccount Featured By Owner Oct 19, 2012
"That fat old alligator can't catch us!" said the eldest child. "He's too heavy to walk!"
As if to verify the accusation, the alligator twitched. The younger children lept backwards with screeches and squeals, but for no cause. The alligator's squashy gut remained pinned to the ground, and its stubby legs could find no purchase sufficient to budge it, in the children's direction or indeed any.
"Hahahah, stupid alligator!" taunted the eldest. He turned to address his younger siblings and peers. "See? He can't hurt us!"
While the children all shared a distracting laugh, the alligator smirked his toothy smirk. Tucking his legs under his chest, he began to lift with his tail. Unseen by the children, his tremendous bulk began to pull forward from the force of gravity. Very soon, its momentum became inexorable. Like the world's largest, ugliest, scaliest, hungriest avenging armadillo down the slope of a hill towards a pile of witless meat cupcakes, the very fat alligator began to roll.
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:iconsebreg:
sebreg Featured By Owner Oct 20, 2012
they him rollin' and they hatin'! haha love your story, well done my friend!
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:icondemondgust:
DemondGust Featured By Owner Oct 19, 2012
I wuv these nursery rhymes!
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LetsStartSomeRiots Featured By Owner Oct 19, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
lol
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inkstaineddove Featured By Owner Oct 19, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
What beautiful poetry
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:iconsebreg:
sebreg Featured By Owner Oct 20, 2012
I pride myself on my poetry skills. I studied it for 10 years in college. ;)
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EstrangeloEdessa Featured By Owner Oct 19, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
It's an awful thing, but I'm thinking about the Roald Dahl story.
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:iconsebreg:
sebreg Featured By Owner Oct 20, 2012
which one?! I need to go back and read his stuff
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:iconestrangeloedessa:
EstrangeloEdessa Featured By Owner Oct 21, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
"The Enormous Crocodile." He spends the whole book talking about eating children. :)
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OtterAndTerrier Featured By Owner Oct 19, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Go alligator, go!!!!
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:iconinklizard:
inklizard Featured By Owner Oct 19, 2012  Student Interface Designer
I object.
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TheAspiringFlower Featured By Owner Oct 19, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh my god. You read my mind. :iconlightyagamiplz:
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bagasuit091 Featured By Owner Oct 19, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
:D
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